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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 13:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Would you let your son wear leggings to school?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

New COVID variant swiftly gains ground in US; concern looms for summer wave - Ars Technica

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Has anyone who has been a victim of a narcissist made contact with the other victims of the narcissist? Did it help to confirm what you suspected about the narcissists?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Then came..

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is it true that most women like alpha males?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why is my coworker suddenly being so mean towards then being nice like nothing happened? She is nice with everyone but me.

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Would you respect the US with a woman as president?

Minds and Behinds

No way

Nuts and Butts