What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 13:43

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Why did my ex move on so quickly?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Would you let your son wear leggings to school?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Then came..
What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Is it true that most women like alpha males?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Would you respect the US with a woman as president?
Minds and Behinds
No way
Nuts and Butts